


April 2026
The School For Drugs
It’s nice here. “What do you mean it’s nice here? Didn’t half of you almost die a few days ago?” Well, you’re not wrong but you’re also not paying attention to the purpose. “You were all overdosed!” Well yes but we did consent and it was for science. “And if you died?” Well we all read through the terms and conditions and understand that there’s always a possibility of that happening. “You’re asking her the wrong questions bro, what I want to know is how did you end up here? You don’t seem like the type younoe”. I get that a lot and it’s funny to me but all this started when I was home on my phone just looking for jobs, younoe that after Uni job hunting thing. It’s a frustrating process especially when you’re on random sites with lots of ads, but that day I was going to be thankful that that ad came on the screen.
You know those full page ads that stop you from going to the next page and you can’t seem to cancel them because the cancel icon is placed so off that it’s like your taping on the ad and it leads you to some betting site. This ad was one of those but it looked odd, “odd how?” It was asking if I have free time and interest in drugs, and I just read ZukaLota on the top. I was trying to cancel it because it seemed shady and it redirected to a page with the same logo ZukaLota, and a caption that said ‘Sense Experiences’. I was little interested and read the little information on the site, just some shabby description on if you’re the age of 21 and above and are interested in drugs fill out the form. I was bored so I filled it out and it was just like names and email stuff, what was weird was when I submitted the form the page disappeared. I tried looking it up and couldn’t find anything so I carried on with my job search.
It should have been like 2 weeks later I see an email with the subject ‘The School for Drugs’ from the email ZukaLota. I remembered the form I filled out and proceeded to check the contents and it was a timed test and I only had one attempt. It was 30 minutes and I didn’t even know what to expect but what was the harm yeah? Most of the questions were easy stuff from like have you heard of drugs? What drugs do you know? Which neurotransmitters are related to drugs? I did psychology in Uni so I had some idea. The last question was what made me really think, they asked if I was okay with being a Lab Rat. I didn’t have that much time left and from the movies and personal research on human lab rats, I read it’s profitable. I clicked yes and I submitted the test, and another email arrived shortly after. It was asking for specific time for a private discreet meeting in 3 days and I could chose the location. First thing that came to my mind was hmmm they can scam you and you end up being trafficked. But I was still really interested so I set up a meeting in a public place.